No dirty stuff, no innuendos, JUST PUNS!!

2004-04-19T06:45:00.000-07:00

The growth of the agricultural industry in the post-war era has provided much food for thought. Small, poor, inefficient farmers have often been cowed by larger MNCs. Indeed it's difficult going through all this bullshit. So now, my appeal is for these farmers to rice to the occasion and meat their expectations. It doesn't matter if anything nasty crops up. The most important thing is that they try so that at the end of the day, they can enjoy the fruits of your labour. Sure enough, they might not have a good tract record and may hence chicken out at the amount of ketchup work they have to do and the prospect of cock-ups. However they shouldn't feel too sheepish about it. It is not impossible for them too accomplish such a-maize-ing feats by doing something that is so deer to them and not ducking the challenges but facing them.
(Ok, quite a corny article indeed.)

2004-03-18T05:33:00.000-08:00

I've got this friend who's in the school's computer club. It's a COMPetitive place indeed, trying to figure out which software is COMPatible and which is not. Hopefully someday he'll get to work for a large IT COMPany. He definitely cannot get COMPlacent and he can't afford to lose his COMPosure, if not he'll be acCOMPanying those who don't make it. He'll have to COMPlete all his tasks well and prove that he is COMPetent indeed. Then everyone will be able to COMPlement him. Hopefully one day someone will be able to COMPose some miraculous software and people will eventually be able to COMPile a long list of his achievements.

2004-03-08T07:24:00.000-08:00

Tennis is another one of my favourite games. It is a game I really love. Like soccer, it's all about having a ball of a time. In fact, it's more important to have a smashing time! It should also be noted that one must not make a racket out of things when he/she does not win. Hopefully the experience won't be so gripping until one can't handle it. At the end of the day, it will be great if people can help pick and return the balls. Now that's what I call good service!

2004-02-28T05:27:00.000-08:00

Hi all
Today, there was a chemistry common test. I'm not sure how my friends reacted upon receiving the paper but I sure hope it was not violent. They have been rather reSOLUTE in their revision, so they should have no problems finding all the solutions. Really it is more than just purely revision that determines results. It is always good to experiment around with various study patterns. Hopefully one doesn't burn out and that all the teachers' attempts to stir up trouble have failed. Some of them might have reacted violently though as they're rather volatile. However, most of my friends, whom I have strong bonds with, would not have broken down as though smelling onions as they were pretty charged up for the test. Carelessness could have resulted in a reduction of marks, otherwise they should have been able to find most of the solutions.

2004-02-19T04:18:00.000-08:00

Maths common test coming up. Sigh everyone's counting on me to do well. Really feel the pressure. Hopefully all my work will pay dividends and it all won't sum up to a bad day. Really must work hard and produce solid stuff to differentiate myself from the rest. This means studying tangibly and adopting an integrated approach. The sines are all there that I can do well cos I've been studying. Well, must go study now. Not a single secant do waste.

2004-02-15T05:18:00.000-08:00

The recent acceleration of growth of the car industry has fuelled much speculation. I mean, it is rather tyre-ing to be working in such an industry, screening each produced model. At the end of the day, one is so tyred he can combust anytime, therefore what really was the driving force of this industry I do not know.

2004-02-11T05:45:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, some guy called Ferand took over the responsibility of leading the student leaders of a certain school i.e right now, he's in charge having been volted (voted) in. He definitely has the capacity to be a great leader and the potential to do well. During this year sparks will fly but hopefully he'll face little resistance during his term in office. Watt (what) he can consider doing is taking his guys from a series of team-building activities, namely circuit training. Hopefully he can draw parallels from the training programmes of other student leaders from other schools. As a head, he has to be able to cell (sell) his school well. I'm positive he'll do a good job and be real power. He does after all have amp-le time. He'll indeed make the most of his term before the leadership of this students' body switches hands.

2004-02-07T21:00:00.000-08:00

Soccer. An interesting game where the goal of the game is to find the net and to, well very much, have a ball of a time. Most people get a kick out of playing it. But one has to be very much on the ball because every corner turned, something new crops up and if one is not careful, he'll pay the penalty.

2004-02-05T04:30:00.000-08:00

Hi again
Well, everyone's getting charged up for their physics test. I hope that to a large degree they are prepared. Anyway, today I went for a nice jog. Really ran out of energy after that. But well, at least I feel good now. Sigh, got so much work to do later. Hopefully everything will work out fine. Yet another long day at school tomorrow with all the fishy people.

2004-02-04T05:13:00.000-08:00

Hi (Gosh that's how I'm feeling now having created my new blog!)
My friends have got a Physics test coming up. Really physics has never sparked off an interest in me. Well I feel everyone has got the potential to do well eventually though currently, some might not fare to well. There was a lot of heated debate on whether I should study physics or not. Speaking of which, I always thought that efferverscence was a topic under Fizz-ics. Oh well, I gas (guess) not. Hopefully my friends are now measuring up the paper mentally so that hey might spot the correct topics. But really, I hope everyone will do well, if not their aspirations will vaporise into thin air.